October 2012
1 post
4 tags
May 2012
4 posts
April 2012
17 posts
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Tumblr: Why not a funny post?
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
March 2012
79 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Is pizza a vegetable?
Government: Yes.
Anonymous asked: How many tattoos do you have?